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headbands,bangles and riings. [Dec. 1st, 2009|02:52 pm]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood | alalallal.]
[Current Music |waiiting to meet sab.]

ii misss.
ms nepal.
ms iindia.
ms sarawak,or whiicheever part of malaysiia she's from.

ii want go studyy and have fun wiith them.
cos ii miss them.
and others too.
rbbar.





bibs,niisha,aiin.
we also go out too tau.
and clas outiing.


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lip rhapsody,mine and yours. [Nov. 28th, 2009|10:13 pm]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood |determined.]
[Current Music |git fresh.]

tomorroww,ii swear.
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ii like em wiith dresses and highcuts,dance sexy wiithout showiing too much. [Nov. 28th, 2009|12:05 pm]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood | well heloooooooo.]
[Current Music |the raiin.no,literally,the raiin.]

baaaaaaaaaaaaa.
go diie.









and ii joined emrii's aziiq's fan club.
hes so cuute.



just loook at his haiirr.
aww man.

and,niight safarii is like crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
ii swear.
ii almost diied wallking through that place.



ii think m.ii should provvide hot lockers liike that.
liike sexyy eh.

oh wells.diin meet kiki yesterday.
booooooooooooos.

and ii ate liike cb lor.
iit was so fun though.
funny how we can all criitiicise each other.
evven my seventy year old grandfather joiined in the fun.

ii love thiis famiily much(:


okayy iimm gonna meet erniie iin a while now.
ii miss that babii(:
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stop lingeriing. [Nov. 25th, 2009|09:31 am]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Music |obsessed]

fatsfatsfats.
go away,please?

fucking disgustiing.
how cann i live wiith myself?
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`im the neww sliick riick. [Nov. 24th, 2009|10:02 pm]
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[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood | ii want osiim.]
[Current Music |a'an's voice.bugger.telling me that im old.]

my feets burnning,ii went jogging.

look at how fat and uglly ii am.
ii bet you all will have niightmares.
okay,desppite how uglyy ii was.
some crap happened when ii was jogiing.

my fats were happily grrooving at each step i was takking ah.
then suddenly thiis dude ran up to me.
one skiiny retarded fucker.
as iif i havent felt fat enough.
he asked me,
whiile ii was jogging mind you.

cbfucker: hello,oh,youre malay?
fat babii haiiriil: yeahhhhh?
cbfucker: youre a guy?
fat babii haiiriil: yes,dammit,im a guy!
cbfucker: are you serious,youre so pretty,such a waste.
fat babii haiiriil: freak.cb you.bye.
thats pretty? f you.
so ii concluded,ii must be growwing hugehuge male boobies.soo i really need to lose wiight.haiiya,fuck skiinyy bitches.




somebody gaiined weiight too.
and apparantly,iits not nice to call someone babiii when shes 'grown'.

andddd,soo my grandpapa came back hoome.
ii missed hiim.
when we were fettchiing hiim ah,ii swear he looked goood.
he made me look liike some damned up pussy man.



he was in a shirrt,blazer,shawl,shades,suitcase,annd ii was iin some biig tee wiith shorts and hiigh cut.
my bulus happened to be extra curly that day.
and oh,iim iin love wiith my haiir.





perfectperfect famiily.
annd ii miss yayan.that bugger.



and we have new iinterns for nec.
though ive only seen liike three of them?
ii think theyre pretty cool?
ii ha dfuun playyying siingapore games wiith them.
whoever kneww theres this patriitoic siide of me?



go intern nenehs.


ohh,ii forgot to mention.
fuck a''s.
ii scewed the fucking piece of fucking shit.

and ohoh.get well soon babiii erniie.
love yeu much(:

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beautiful queen strumming the guitar. [Nov. 20th, 2009|10:18 am]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood | hmm.]
[Current Music |ii want yeu so bad,my only wiish.]

four more hours.
tawakkal.
all the best.










goo babiis go(:
we'll get a golden tombstone for sure.
then we can decorate iit wiith all the soft toyes yeu want okay,babii?

all the best((:

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iits a miixturee of bad tonsills,hiigh fever,spliittting headaches,athma.and a-levels,iin two days. [Nov. 18th, 2009|04:55 pm]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood | yeu.just.give.up.]
[Current Music |my own pathetiic voiice telling me that iim screwed.]

what else can yeu do?
cry and give up.
perfect.
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dont you know i would iif i could? [Nov. 18th, 2009|05:16 am]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood | bitcheeh.]
[Current Music |ne yo.]



beauty iis highly subjecttive.
everyone's sayiing that this particular good giirl iis pretty.
yep,shes pretyy famous?
but neeeh,doesnt appeal to me.

nope,iim not criitiicising her,
just sayying that beauty iis subjectiive.
maybe iim just weird.
thts why ii dont fiind her attrctive.
ohwells.
somehow iim expectiing alot of haters after this post.
ohwells.
peace,k.
iff yeure reading this(:


and ohh,its even weiird when drag quuens are criittiicising girls for tryyna dress up.
thyre giirls,for goodness sake,
yeure guys and iif yeu have the balls (ii have noo idea iif im referring to the confiidence or the dick,but maybe both) to wear giirls stuufs,
let theiir pussy have the confiidence to wear what they want.

nope,iim not tryna diss anyone.
iits just sad.
sad as to how ugly is defined.
yet again,its subjective,but in geeneral?
yeu know,dont cha?


ohwells.
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four minutes. [Nov. 16th, 2009|04:59 pm]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood | pukking spree,real soon.]
[Current Music |high school musical.]

38.2 fucking degrees fucking celcius.
soo much to do and my current conditiion iis not helpping.
my productivity is at its minimal rate.
in econs term, a rightward shift in demand curve without increase in potential growth would result in an inflation, where prices increase wiithout any coorresponding increase in real output.

iin my terms,it means faiiling my h.ONE econs and not getting a place iin the local uniiversiity.




thats how fcked up liife can get.
its liike yeu werk so hard and thiings that are beyond your control may just flow through the draiin
the only persoon who can actually relate to me now.
iis my babii ahh
freakking erniie babii.
shes also siick.

oh god,help me get through thiis please?

and ohh,hiigh school musiical iis playying now.
maybe i should play some doa cd.
iitll prolly provide me some inscentiives.



 

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imma holla at cha. [Nov. 15th, 2009|05:54 pm]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood | yay(:]
[Current Music |the thunder/lightning.ii dont know whiich iss which.]

improvement.
ii thiink.

oh wells.a's are approachiing.
iits gonna be over veryvery soon.
mugging has been pretty much okay.
ii hope iit reflects iin my exam scriipt.

and me and erniie have been mugging at coffee beans.
yeu know the one at pasiirris.
the dudes there recogniise us already.
we're the only malay noobs there who mug and take 83296297 photos of ourselves and others and sleep over there.
ii feel liike an illegal immigrant.




okay now.iim craviing for the pasta.iit was liike buy one get one for free know.hahha.and todayy the coupon expiire.gone are the breakfast sets and iiceblendsssss.goodness.iim sure erniie knows hoow ii feell.kan babii kan?




compare.

okayy.ii kiinda liike my haiir now.buut iim scared.iill grow bald cos of stress and ii end up like the guy up there.
ii can immagine a law suiit comming up and maybe then iid really end up liike that.
tsk.

okkayyyy.meet my group off golden giirls.


hahahahah(:
thiiis iis the partt my nepal friiend screams.
'what a biitccchhhhhh,cb lah you'.



all that wiill have to go.will.shall.must.
after a's ill kickstart my losiing weiight regime.
regiime.
maybe wiith erniie and norfii.




yet another.
'hahahahah.cb peh nigeriian'.

ahahaa.ii love yeu pusiies(:






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(no subject) [Nov. 12th, 2009|01:08 am]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood | drunk on econs.and pw.and life]
[Current Music |overcome.]

get tiipsy,but not too drunk.
dance sexyy,but never show too much.

iif ii talk shiit to yeu,
would yeu talk shiit to me too?

all night long.

anywways.
pw would end tomoooow.
liike fiinally.



well suckers.
tomorrow will be last tiime we''ll eevr have to do pw together.
eevn though yeu al managed to escape wiithout getting a punch from me,
doesnt meann yeu guys are saffe okay.
mmuch temperamental moments,bitching,fights and whatnot,
but itll all boils down to tomorrow.
lets just giive whatever we have,yes?
then after that,fuuuuuuuck la.
HAHAHHA.

ohh.and yeu.
ii know yeull probablyy never admiit iit.
but.thankyeu.
II KNOW YEURE TRYYNA QUUIT DRINKING AND SMOOKING COS OF ME.
AHHAHAHAH.II FOUND OUT.

and thiis iis the part yeud prolly be shoutiing,
'CBB LAHH.MANER KAU TAWUU AHH SIIA?!'.
well too bad,ii found out.
hahhaha.go diie lah cb.
iim that siignifficant to yeu ah?
ahhahahahhah.

tomorrow.op.coffee beans.errnie.erniie.econs.mug.much love.fuck you.
 
apparantly,thats me.
apparantly.

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iii wanna punch yeu iin the face. [Nov. 11th, 2009|06:53 am]
[Current Location |home]
[Current Mood | fckin tiired]
[Current Music |i wannawanna touch yeu -redzuan bugger]

tired and sleepy.
and my stomach hurts.


 
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purple.piink.red.orange nails. [Nov. 10th, 2009|11:02 pm]
[Current Location |home]
[Current Mood | tired la knnnn.]
[Current Music |osiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmm.]

cooffe beans.
erniie.
cheesecake.
biiodude.
james and jeremy.

to link em up.
ii went coffee beans with erniie to mug.yet agaiin.
we had cheesecaake.and.
the assistant managers name iis james.
jeremy iss the ntu dude whi sat besiide us yesterday.
but today he sat somewhere else.
today some biio guy sat besside us instead.

and when erniie fell asleep,biio dude diid too.



ii was scared to take a piicture of hiis face iin case he sued me.



tomorrow will be reserved for pw.
andd ii might just end up punching someone's face.
notice the singular term : SOMEONE'S face.


and ohh.kechiik text me todayy.kinda miiss her.



the days when my haiir was long,and hot and not afro-iish.
riight dee?
ohwells.


and oohh.erniiie was so sweeet.
she surpriised me wiith a card and all.
tomorrow will be her geepee paper.
all the best darliing.
iim sure yeu can do it lah ppusyyyy.
yeure liike smart.
goo erniie go(:

im using the osim yet agaiin.addictive man.



maybe ii shall stuffs my head iin the thing as well.
who knows.
my head can reach orgasm liike my huge ugly feet.




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orgasmiic. [Nov. 9th, 2009|11:22 pm]
[Current Location |home]
[Current Mood | recumbent]
[Current Music |ahfadddd.]

my feet iis orgasmiic now,thanks to osiim.
awesome.

lj iis not allowing me to post the piiics of the osiim
knnbccb,
anyways,ii think its osim is the new sex.
hotness.totally.
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pink and purple nails. [Nov. 9th, 2009|10:12 pm]
[Current Location |home]
[Current Mood | calm]
[Current Music |chinonek show.]

wellwell.life has been pretty relaxed nowwadyss.
a's are comming up pretty soon.and iive been contantly mugging wiith erniie at pasiiris.


well her fiirst paper will be on wednesday geepee.
shes actually brilliant at geepee.
im not expectiing her to pass,thtll be so whatever.
iim actually expectiing her to get A for iit.

ahha.study hard okay darliing?thiis biitch will be over soon.
and oh,she taught me somethiing new.
out of 178 countries or so,Singapore iis rankd 130 something for beiing unhappy.
yeps,tell me about it.
we're sad fuckers.

anywayys,my uncle just got married liike on sunday.
whiich was pretty hot.

old tiimers,ii must say.
ii had a blast oof a time man,ii swear.











haha.initially i thought iit was gonna be dull,dull,duull.
cos most of my cousinss were busyy werking and couldnt make iit.
liittle diid ii realiise my fate.
one kiid was tryna stuuf tiissue iinsiide my boxers.
one kiid was tryna unutton all my buttons.
and namely the rest were just tryyna leave me naked there.
but they cuute laaaaaaaa.meet my bestfriiend for that day.

ii call him kiki and hes seven.
he too cute for comfort.
hee has a styliish mohawk and hes forever cute.
i love hiim laah.
okay now ii miss him.

kiki: 'nantii kiter biilang makk kiter you pasal you ah.kiter bilang mak  yang you ader maatair'.
me: "bilang ahh,kiter tak takot.kiter pon bilang mak you uh.you ader maatair,thts why rambot semuer kene ader style'.
'aper jer,alaaaaa,abang you ttakmo bilaang laaa.ii kan sayang you.tappii i nak bilang ah'.
'you tawu namer ii ker?'
'abangg ahh.
'sini kan banyak abang'
'ahhhh,abaang kerenteng.u sorang aper rambot kerenteng.ii  nak adek i rambot macham u uh'.
(:

cute or super cute?
hahahhhhaah.
anyways,ii realised that ii tok alot of photos durring the wedding.
but none was of the briide and the grroom.
cb.bodoh ker nak mampos?
ii think both.



iit was actually embarassing when the person who does the kahwiin thiing,the immam or wtv asked to shutup.
cb.
i miss kiki lahh.

and oh,erniie,dont be sad lahh,tomorrow you can eat your nohalal nassii ayam okay?
dont worry,its not from subway.
stricctly non-halal,but its okay since its not from subway.
ii can so hear erniie screaming.
'fuck you laaaaaaaaaaaa.stupid boy'.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
ii love yeu too,puussy.



and ii feel honoured.
some cb guy onliine actually called me cool.




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canon origginal links. [Nov. 9th, 2009|08:57 pm]
[Current Location |home]
[Current Mood | lazy]
[Current Music |machammacham azniil.]


i shall definitely update my livejournal tonightt(:
 
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the oldest thing ii have in my liife. [Nov. 2nd, 2009|11:19 pm]
[Current Location |home]
[Current Mood | sleeepy]
[Current Music |shayne ward.]

hes my museum diiscovery,my anciient rellic,my father.
the only guys who doesnt call me haiiriill,abang.
he chooses to call me ahmeng.
thts my old man.

me : old man,where yeu now ah?
father : bedok interchange ah.why?
me : where yeu going after this ah?
father : home ah. why?where yeu?
me : at aljuniied,iin the traiin.headding home ahh.
father : whaat?! dont come home ah.hang out with your friends or something.
me: basket,ehh,old man,go be a loyal son and visiit your mom lah.
father : shuddup and go town wiith your frends can? just dont come home earlly ahhhh.giive me a break,pls!
me : idiot. go spend quality time with your mother lahh.yeu old people should just get a social life and join line dancing or something!
father : shut up lah,just dont come home early.
me : bugger.

ii ran home to shiit.
moments later, mydad came home,warrning me to never come home early on mondays.
siince iits hiis day off.
bugger.



ii love yeu lah father/atm/priimeape.



 

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hushhush. [Nov. 2nd, 2009|02:58 am]
[Current Location |home]
[Current Mood | calm]
[Current Music |fan blowing.]



when yeure down iin the dumps,
a simple
'i love yeu'
from a friiend,
does wonders.

thank yeu.
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youre constantly pulling me in.unconditionally. [Nov. 1st, 2009|07:19 pm]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood | (:]
[Current Music |your love.]


tomorrow marks the day iim going to sit for my first a-levels paper.
even though,iits just malay,iit not just another paper.

iits my a-levels.
annd iim determiined to try my best at iit.

one a sadder note,after tomorrow,malay class would no longer be part of my curriculum.
desppite my fucked up schedule,iive always llooked forward for malay class.
especially so when chiikgu iilliana took over.
sleeping in class became a rarriity.
getting b's instead of just d's was a new cycle.

she made malay class my  stress-relieving class.

wiith the teacher's ultra loud voice,to the stupid peribahasa meaning adli and zahara always try to guess,
to ciikgu triipping over her tongue,to redzuan irriitatingness,
ive never loved my malay class this much before.

thank yeu norfi,nurul,redzuan,adlii,zahara, for making class awesome.
and obviously,special  thanks to chekgu.
yeu madde b seem possible for me,and somehow ii beliieve we will all miss malay.
iim already missing it now actually.

ill miss your kinder joy,lolipops,peeribahasa quizzes,and your tersasul-iing,your voice breakking,
iim laughing now.
chiikgu,ii love yeu lahh.

il try my best tomroow,like evryone else in the class.
and iif we happened to get the best of results,
ciikgu iits for yeu,and iits because of yeu(:
 

and oh.
solitaire,thank yeu droping me a visit(:
 



 
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all the memory's haunting.maybe we're meant to say goodbye? [Oct. 31st, 2009|04:09 pm]
[Current Location |home.]
[Current Mood | (:]
[Current Music |som chiinese show.]


maybe we were never meant for do or die.
ii didnt come here to hurt yeu,now i cant stop.
sorry.

a levels is ust around the corner.
kiinda scary.
08b8 mugging hard.
well o8b8 minus me, i gueess.
i think im just plain stupid.somehow,ii just cant do my case study.
iim really not expectiing much from me ah.
ohwells.



theyre mugging hard,when im taking pictures duuring econs.



anyways,iit was fhan's biirthday yesterday.
and dee's too.
fhan looked hot.
llike al her cousins.
damndamn hot.
maybe iits liike a rule iin her famiily.
yeu have to be hot iin order to be iin theiir family tre chart.
fuckking hot and tall and all man.

happy birthday pretty and hot  biitch wiith pretty and hot fammily members.

and so,i went for her paty wiith mat,iiffah,whichever name she wants me to call her by.

and somehow at bedok interchange,thiis fucking ugly mat,stood in front of me and does the mat 'aper kau nak' thing?
ii was like 'whatthefuck'.
then he went away,and gave me the mat stare.
the one where hiis eyes wiill crawl up from your toes to your haiir that kind.
cb know this kinda people.

anyways.had fun at fhans place.
saw saiiful at eunos where it was raining like hiippos and elepants.
iive never understood cat and dogs.i think elephnts and hipos are heavier.

at fhan place was liike,whoa!






got more photos ah.but some at fucking facebook.
ii dont know whos ah,but im sure its someewhere there.
go check yourself,fuckers.
then yeu can see aqilah in cat woman's costume.
sexy man.

anyways,min,hidir,sieww,joan,andgel and jacque was there.
its jacque lah.
ii used to call her ben.
and ii dnt knw why.
iits like how dee called apple mango.
tsk.

so,me and mat and iiffah lest early to slack at her resevoir,
and,no ben (jacque),we din make out.
and oh,ii like spellig jacque instead of jack.
alala.

and that sums the night.

and oh,sometimes life is much easier when yeu dont give a fuck about certain stuufs, pw inclusive(:
fuck yeu.
 
and,this iis how ii'll look like when i go ns,


ii like iit eh.ahha.

and ohoh.ii rmembered something.
ii had fun taking 45y73928538 during ht periiod in schoool.
and iii love yeu people lahh.
go wet your armpiits man!







yayayayayyayyay!
sayang korang ahh.
including yeu redz.
even though ii wanna punch your face soo bad sometimes.
or make yeu lick some fat minah's drawn kening.
shiivers.
 
and oh dee,



fuck yeu,cb-iians.

 
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